OFFENSIVE CRAYONS Pens- office stationary, gag, funny gift, 5 Count (Pack of 1)

Behold, a pen set that finally lives up to your mediocre life. This set of 5 pens not only writes (because they’re pens), but surely remind the owner that work likely sucks, and capitalism is an endless soul-sucking cycle.

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Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the sh*t out of your co-workers if you won’t stop pressing it.
Phrases include: That’s Not My Job Per My Last Email I’m Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow This Meeting Could Have Been An Email Oh, For Fucks Sake
Black Ink
The perfect gag gift for teachers, brothers, sisters, stoners, parents, step-sisters, janitors, students, girlfriends, grandmothers, plumbers, boyfriends, holidays, coworkers, secret santa, white elephant, office gifts, for the neighbor down the street, Christmas, Hanukkah, Valentines, mothers day, fathers day, and more.