Funny Romantic Joke Card for husband boyfriend or lover | Naughty Gift for him | Anniversary, Birthday, Valentine’s Day…

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𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑼𝑺𝑨 – Ethically made here in the states to ensure quality and working conditions. Do no evil and spread good karma.
𝑳𝑼𝑿𝑼𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑺𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑯 – Each greeting card is made from 16 pt. card stock and features a thin layer of plastic lamination. This layer mimics the texture and look of silk and makes it water and tear resistant. The silky texture adds a luxurious experience when your man touches it for the first time.
𝑺𝑬𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 – Ships inside a thick Kraft mailer to prevent rips tears and bending during the shipping.
𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 – Gold foil envelope and metallic gold seal add a nice touch and set your man up for the card. He will think he is getting a sweet card but then bang! He will know he is special for sure after this !
𝑮𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑳𝑬 𝑮𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑬 – If you don’t love your card for any reason we will offer a full 30 – day money back guarantee no questions asked!